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I Love These Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride Awkward Family Photos

God I’d love for the hilarious Maya Rudolph and the hysterical Danny McBride to be my parents. Think about it… I’d seriously be the funniest person ever!

Why are Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride creating their own Awkward Family Photos? Well, these photos are all to celebrate GQ‘s June comedy issue… OK. The why doesn’t matter because they totally hooked me with the picture of McBride with a huge pee stain.

Plus, there’s a Behind-the-Scenes video!

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god is good, platinum comes in a can now 

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Budding alcoholism

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★ Who is your favourite villain? 

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mmtthhddss:

Community College Tips:

• Don’t talk to anybody 
• Don’t make eye contact
• Avoid the cafeteria because they will probably be doing a flash mob to current viral song
• Transfer
• The guy who constantly tries to play devils advocate with the teacher  and sound philosophical whenever he speaks actually is failing the class but it doesn’t matter because grades doesn’t determine his self worth only upvotes matter
  

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maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

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psychoactivelectricity:

“An onna-bugeisha (女武芸者?) was a female warrior. Members of the samurai class in feudal Japan, they were trained in the use of weapons to protect their household, family, and honor in times of war.”

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ameliapondthehistoryqueen:

dredsina:

uss-awesome:

imafangirlnotadoctor:

#ITS SO SMALL #HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIT THE CREW IN HERE

WHAT IS THIS, A STARSHIP FOR ANTS?

THE STARSHIP HAS TO BE AT LEAST…THREE TIMES THIS SIZE

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masleseras:

The Breakfast Club.

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